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Hello Zoe

By Zoe123 - 19/03/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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Spiffy 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:03

at least you know he's comfortable sharing

ccb_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:11

hahaha if i were you... i'd give him a high five for having a good sense of humor. that's hilarious... please don't tell me you continued to dress and left.... people knock on people's doors all the time. no biggie.....

Comments

mraz_peacer17 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:23

zoe is a kick ass name

kazria_kitty 3

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:25

hahahaha i could totally see this happening! :/ with friends though,not parents

HAY_JAY2013 12

Tuesday 18 June 2013 5:41

U should have told him to shut up.. lol, hes in the moment he doesn't care so he tells his mom ... lol that would suck

zozobabieex33 3

Sunday 1 December 2013 21:10

That's my name, and this happened to me xD

CTPope74 13

Tuesday 18 November 2014 20:53

So you were at your boyfriend's parents house having sex, not your boyfriends house.

wakemeupplease 21

Friday 17 April 2015 20:41

Gotta be honest

awesumous 16

Friday 29 May 2015 7:30

What bothers me is it appears to be routine, or at least bot the first time this happened. Why? Why is he so casual about it with his mom? And idk HOW old he is, but 1. If he over 18, he needs to get his own place SOON 2. If ur both under, DONT DO IT

Zoe1235 6

Thursday 16 July 2015 0:12

@zoe123

zefronke8 25

Friday 21 August 2015 14:41

For the record, I think Zoe is a beautiful name. That also goes for any of the other spellings.

TheAspieDork 27

Tuesday 26 January 2016 7:14

Oh shit...my name also happens to be Zoe, AND I'm from Texas. However, I promise that I'm not the OP, I haven't gotten any yet except for a butt touch