Love, Tinder and Awkward: Hello?

Hello?

By Kait - 19/06/2019 08:07 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML

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Whassup?

By Anonymous - 26/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML

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Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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Don't hate the player…

By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 03:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML

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Good girl

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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Tinder surprised

By NatchezParadox - 09/10/2019 18:00

Today, I watched as my Tinder date arrived at the coffee shop and mistook another woman for me. He never realized she was the wrong girl, and they spent the entire date together before leaving. The only similarity between me and the other woman was our hair. FML

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Uber out of there

By post valentines depression - 07/04/2018 01:30

Today, my Tinder date arranged an Uber to pick her up before we had even finished our appetizers. She was so bored she couldn't be bothered to stay for the whole meal. FML

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Bad omen

By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

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QR code madness

By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 19 June 2019 16:00

Perhaps you are photogenic? Most think that’s a blessing, but it’s really a curse. Some women look much better in pictures than they do in real life. He was probably disappointed with your real looks. Superficial prick, but then again, you are looking on Tinder.

ojosRojos 28

Wednesday 19 June 2019 14:14

He’s just not that into you... his loss!

Comments

ojosRojos 28

Wednesday 19 June 2019 14:14

He’s just not that into you... his loss!

sallygee 9

Wednesday 19 June 2019 14:59

look at it this way. you probably dodged a bullet.

jombeewoof 4

Wednesday 19 June 2019 14:59

The only reasonable explanation is you don't look like your pictures. A lot of guys won't say anything they'll just leave or do the date and never contact you again. Are your pics up to date?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 19 June 2019 16:00

Laurea Lindroos 8

Wednesday 19 June 2019 19:28

Well, while I understand it sucks - you put yourself out there and the guy turns out to be a douche - but at least you found out early. There are a lot of nicer people out there, and you deserve better than being treated like that!

xxWTFxx1981 23

Thursday 20 June 2019 2:05

I walked off on someone before call it superficial if you want but if you look nothing like your picture I feel you did it yourself... and would you rather him stay say hey I don't find you attractive then get up and leave...