Helpful guy

By I pick em' good - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I found out why my husband has been coming home from work so late. Turns out he loves to help people. Specifically female people. And by help, I mean sleep with. FML
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KwtWaffles 15

dump him and find somebody worth your time and knows what taking vows means, sorry you had to find out this way OP

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CSXIV 19

Then help him deal with his finances. And by help, I mean take half of everything he owns. Specifically, "clean him out in the divorce proceedings." (Let him keep a bike).

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InapropriateElmo 6

Well for the sake of the argument he does help people. Helps them by giving them orgasms and by ruining relationships.

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Niedermayer_20 12

Why he is not your ex by now is absurd!

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dakotaabriannee 14

Wtf is up with so many people cheating? I don't get it at all. If you wanna have sex with more than one person then don't commit to someone!!

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martin8337 35

More like helping himself.

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tinytami 10

Why does it still amaze me to see these kind of posts? When my husband cheated I didn't post about it on FML. I went to court, filed for divorce ... Just seems odd that out of everything you could do, you post it online.

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FMLISLYFE23 2

Hope karma ***** him hard. Go on google images and look up hot dog slicer if u really want to freak him out send him the picture

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