Health: Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury....

By Offended - 19/02/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

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By fmlprobot - 04/06/2009 23:48 - United States

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Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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littlec_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:18

no the ice is for that burn she just gave you

blah_blah_shity 0

Friday 20 February 2009 9:52

i laughed out loud for that one hehe.

Comments

ZING_MASTER 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 17:37

That nurse has a PhD in ZINGOLOGY! ZING ZANG ZONG.

MOOKIEizlykDAMN 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 23:18

poorbaby

whattheeff 0

Friday 20 February 2009 1:48

lmao@#3. thats really horrible though. :/

notsoanonymous3 20

Wednesday 17 December 2014 3:34

There is no #3... are you blind!?

blah_blah_shity 0

Friday 20 February 2009 9:52

i laughed out loud for that one hehe.

Lucicx0 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 3:09

hahaha cant stop laughing...sorry :(

xxamanda 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:03

AHAHAHA iknow this was hilariouss... but i was completely shocked when she said it to me hahaha. & #10! thats true she is a school nurse... lmao

HOLLAcaust 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 9:25

Well? What DID happen to your face? ;D

NeverBAckDown_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 19:15

roflmao!!!!

littlec_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:18

no the ice is for that burn she just gave you

Perversive 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:04

I agree :D.

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:27

OMG hahahaha!! She was defineatly saving that line. Don't feel bad, she was probably joking. I say stuff like that all the time, though i'm not a nurse