Here comes the sunbed

By Aiaiii - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I spent some time in a sunbed to prepare myself for a very special reunion with my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in 6 months. I hope he likes crispy red butt-cheeks, and I wonder whether they will start peeling before or after he returns. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 592
You deserved it 37 324

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Yeah. If you lie too long in a sun-bed, you can get sunburn. If you didn't know that, you're probably not old enough to show your butt to your boyfriend.

should have got out earlier.. you shouldn't risk cancer though. fyl.

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YDI for using a fake tanning bed. Those things cause skin cancer and are filled with bacteria.

YDI for not going out in the sun to tan

fortunefades 3

and you probably won't be seeing him in another 6 months when/if he sees those cheeks

did you fall asleep or did you pass out?

autumn16 0

wht would anyone wanna date that? he's a dick juss sayin (:

ydi. don't you know people die from getting cancer from those things?

ludakriss 0

udi for tanning it's bad for your skin cells

notsofriendly 17

yeah, i don't really get indoor tanning. don't get me wrong, i love a nice natural tan, but i think a milky white body is quite beautiful too, especially if i already am attracted to the person. go do some outdoor sports and get healthy if you really want a tan is what i figure.