Here comes the sunbed

By Aiaiii - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I spent some time in a sunbed to prepare myself for a very special reunion with my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in 6 months. I hope he likes crispy red butt-cheeks, and I wonder whether they will start peeling before or after he returns. FML
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lettertjes 0

Yeah. If you lie too long in a sun-bed, you can get sunburn. If you didn't know that, you're probably not old enough to show your butt to your boyfriend.

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margxoxo 0

should have got out earlier.. you shouldn't risk cancer though. fyl.

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margxoxo 0

should have got out earlier.. you shouldn't risk cancer though. fyl.

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Kimberly_Isabel 7

She was at a sun-bed. That's different from normal sun tanning. @OP, next time stick with regular sun tanning.

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littlemissdqgirl 8

Lol Theres so much to learn on fml

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wreckem881 0

what a horrible venue to post such unneeded information ... you ************. I went a little far there

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littlemissdqgirl 8

^makes me glad that I don't use a tanning bed

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Not disagreeing with you about the risks, but most of what you posted applies to regular tanning. A regular tanner, although quite stupid in their own right, would be well-aware of the possible buttburn and would probably tan accordingly.

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LeeIsAwesome 0

lmao that's funny.

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buggybeauty 0

ydi. you're going to get skin cancer on your ass.

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lettertjes 0

Yeah. If you lie too long in a sun-bed, you can get sunburn. If you didn't know that, you're probably not old enough to show your butt to your boyfriend.

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autumn16 0

yer very pretty (:

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meneedlove 0

I can just say that you deserved it...nothing more nothing less..

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johndoe1320 0

how did she deserve it? she was trying to look a bit better (attractive) for someone worthy of her time.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Because common sense dictates that tanning beds can cause sunburn as well as a tan.

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

plus tanning beds make people look like umpa lumpas because they get addicted and somehow end up orangey. and spray tans make a stripey umpa lumpa.

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zomgwtfbbqbagel 0

Mmmm... crispy red buttcheeks ;D

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Dopeyrox 0

If he loves you he won't care as long as he gets some action

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xaqori 0

if he really loves her, he shouldnt care at all

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bballer32 0

yeah if you don't in a bed regularly you're supposed to go in for 10 minutes only to start. you totally deserve it. and enough about the cancer, you can get cancer from everything now a days.

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