Work: Hey, it's you!

Hey, it's you!

By SlothyMolly - 06/03/2013 17:19 - United States

Today, while working my shift at Taco Bell, a creepy guy started flirting with me. He said, "You remind me of something," acting as if I knew him from elsewhere. I quickly said I used to work at Chili's. He shook his head and said, "No, not a person! An animal. A sloth maybe." FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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Not now Dave

By pretty warlock - 24/10/2023 22:00

Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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By be_nj - 29/05/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML

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By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

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Beckleyy 15

Wednesday 6 March 2013 22:30

Well, then he obviously wasn't flirting with you...

YouSoClear 6

Wednesday 6 March 2013 22:29

And he must remind you of a pig c:

Comments

youknowimright 5

Thursday 7 March 2013 18:12

Why is this thumbed down? She should work faster if being compared to a terribly slow animal.

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 7 March 2013 18:57

if this happened to me, I swear I wouldn't be laughing right now

11grace18 5

Thursday 7 March 2013 21:48

Sloths are cute.. :)

duhbaby 10

Friday 8 March 2013 1:29

Hahahaha. I'm sorry OP.

gman90210 18

Friday 8 March 2013 4:59

Ha you must be the creepy one.

ReepingHavoc 13

Friday 8 March 2013 9:05

if you at all resemble a Sloth then he's not the creepy one...

trishmonster 12

Saturday 9 March 2013 3:29

Good thing sloths are ******* adorable.

yui9 4

Tuesday 12 March 2013 5:42

Fantastic!

vross226 6

Friday 15 March 2013 4:39

He was high af. You should know that by now.

ReverendWhiley 1

Friday 15 March 2013 19:57

Well, sloth are...kinda sexy. Sort of. No, i'm not the guy.

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