Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized...

By pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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By Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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By anonymous - 14/09/2010 07:57 - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

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By ashhatches - 27/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML

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By justmyluck? - 18/02/2011 03:02

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

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By Slayer - 09/10/2011 23:28 - Canada

Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By Hotsauce887 - 29/03/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

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dimkims 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:21

Eating a burrito makes you "cool"?

DeadMansCrack 4

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:23

I fail to see how eating burritos makes you "cool"

Comments

moose91894 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:19

haha

suaveneanderthal 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:23

Ahh bloody hell, i thought i was gonna get first but moose got too it first. But seriously how lame are the FML's getting when people are now complaining about getting food on/in their shirt. I mean i understand cute guys were involved but honestly, people eat messy mexican all the time

thealliance 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:26

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myhairynutsack 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:31

in your dreams sucka

Young_Sparta 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:32

OMG i didnt get the first comment, im obviously not worthy of existing on the same website as you cool *****. now i gotta delete my profile, come out of my basement, and get prepped for the gay sex with my awkward shemale named ted. FAIL.

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:38

LOL no you don't #10

F_fatchick_lives 0

Monday 31 August 2009 7:48

Congratulations!

responses 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:58

because taking a bite of your burrito will impress a bunch of waiters... the morons on fml these days

z620 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 22:32

um ur not first...

MeowingKat 0

Friday 3 June 2011 1:15

You think it's cool to choke on a burrito, then get meat down your shirt? Kids these days...

sparkman97 7

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:44

I love fml's like this. "Today, i was at the mall and saw my crush. I wanted to bite something sexy, accidentally bit my phone and electrocuted myself. FML"

accepted850 9

Tuesday 4 December 2012 14:34

That's not very funny.

suaveneanderthal 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:19

lol no way

dimkims 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:21

Eating a burrito makes you "cool"?

lives_ppl 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:00

Seriously. What's with people dissing her? By "trying to be cool" she probably meant trying to act like she didn't notice. I mean you've got to have some serious issues with people if you think a girl would think that eating a burrito looks cool.

swooshq 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:23

haha, I agree. How do you be cool while eating a burrito

SeekayofRome 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:17

Yeeaahh, "trying to be cool," followed by "I took a bite of my burrito" doesn't exactly make me think of "cool." It makes me think of "hungry," if that helps.

minkledoo22 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:28

CHYA IT DOES!

cacheson 41

Saturday 3 December 2016 19:49

Maybe OP means "cool" like in playing it cool and not freaking out or getting too excited.

zeal 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:22

Lol, at least you made them laugh!

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 31 August 2009 0:42

And guys like that ;) you're in!

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:00

I'm confused. I always thought guys don't care if a girl is funny?

23lf 16

Saturday 28 June 2014 21:28

You must have terrible experience with guys...

SinfulRose 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:22

lmao wow XD

Starchild21 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:22

Aww that sucks really bad. If you were able to I hope you pounded Tequila shots to forget the night lol ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

DeadMansCrack 4

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:23

I fail to see how eating burritos makes you "cool"

lmfao25 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:51

hahaha completely agree. Yeah, cause guys are sooooo attracted to chicks taking a huge chomp out of a big delicious burritos these days, right? Mmmmm...the way they chew that tortilla just drives men wild. Good job, champ.