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By LadyLola - 25/11/2013 05:22 - United States - Dayton

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Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
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anniemeece 23

Hey, it could be worse. He could have done that hoping your mother was inside!

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DocBastard 38

Did she have a stroke? Or did she refuse to touch it?

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Sitting_Ducki 8

Lol well at least she can compare it to your dads now lol

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Pinkfun69 4

Ya got to luv a man with a since if humor. Hope she manages something to paddy of tonight. xo

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Axel5238 29

I'm wondering why if he knew your mom was there why he'd do something that stupid. Stuff like this might be funny once in a while, but as with most jokes if it's constant it isn't funny it's stupid. I used to work with a bunch of 40 year olds at a hospital who all had the sense of humor of 15 year olds. Nice guys, intelligent (normally) but after working with them for 40 hours a week I wanted to smack the shit out of them. Most people that find this stuff hilarious don't understand that jokes can be done to the point they aren't funny hell look at the internet memes. I love silly humor, and dumb stuff but in small doses.

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neystah 3

Gosh that reminds me of something my partner would do

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Caprica323 5

This seriously had me laughing out loud. He's lucky she didn't slam the door mid-swing.

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AutumnReflection 7

It seems as if some men don't grow up, they just age.

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mikey38654 3

What I want to know is why mom opened the door. Who wants to see her sitting on the toilet?

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