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By LadyLola - 25/11/2013 05:22 - United States - Dayton

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Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
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anniemeece 23

Hey, it could be worse. He could have done that hoping your mother was inside!

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DocBastard 38

Did she have a stroke? Or did she refuse to touch it?

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smokecloud_ 37

on an unrelated note... BLAAAKE!!!!! and to be relevant to the post, I've been harassing my boyfriend for half an hour to do the helicopter dick. He cant do it, but he can make it do sit ups.

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KasiaLilith 13

Was he not aware of her presence at home? Cos with your mom around, even if it was you in the bathroom, it's still pretty stupid to whip his penis out in the hallway! If it was him posting this, I'd say he deserved it but it must of been pretty awkward for you OP! How did your mom react? And what did he do next? This story needs a follow up!

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KasiaLilith 13

Congratulations on having a boyfriend with a penis hard enough to noisily knock on the door! And at same time flexible enoigh to do the helicopter right after!

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misUnderstood23 9

I Agree #11, I love a man with such Humor:)

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Mdhughey 7

This is too funny I'm gonna do this to my girlfriend lol

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tmbr 2

WOW! I wish that I could even do the helicopter.

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Cujo3269 9

Lmao. Ahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing. I can't breath. This is awesome

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Thorzix 23

All the people saying it's funny and a good idea... Where the **** is our society going? Bunch of complete retards... FYL OP =/

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MzZombicidal 36

#108, wherever it's going, I hope a buzz-kill like yourself won't be there. :)

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