Embarrassing and Love: Hi-de-hi

Hi-de-hi

By Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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By Slayer - 09/10/2011 23:28 - Canada

Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML

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By pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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Klutz

By Sara - 27/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML

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No third base for you

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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Business casual

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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By ashhatches - 27/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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The mouthfeel

By rookiemistake - 27/04/2015 03:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

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AquaRevolver 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:11

That's gotta suck... but maybe you should remember the swallowing mechanism for next time lol!

PotatoBlankey39 2

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:14

ha ha... One of those stupid things in life that just have to happen. I'm sorry. Think of it this way, it always could have been worse. Good luck next time!

Comments

ilovedastone 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:10

oh no. your sn fits!

RaptorJeezus 1

Saturday 27 March 2010 7:49

Swallow, don't spit. Or it goes in your eye (or all over our face).

RaptorJeezus 1

Saturday 27 March 2010 7:51

*your

b182link 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 1:14

all over "our" face FTW!

AquaRevolver 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:11

That's gotta suck... but maybe you should remember the swallowing mechanism for next time lol!

hellokittywhore 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:17

a girls always gotta remember to swollow. and yes I do mean it THAT way. ^__^.

PsychoKittie 7

Wednesday 21 August 2013 6:14

Damn gurl .__.

PotatoBlankey39 2

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:14

ha ha... One of those stupid things in life that just have to happen. I'm sorry. Think of it this way, it always could have been worse. Good luck next time!

Blithe_626 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:21

I hav had a similar experience towards a girl (im not gay) so i feel u man.

Zerizle 19

Friday 11 July 2014 7:54

....OP is a girl...

IHurtMyself 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:21

He was that hot, huh?

Pirate_argh 6

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:24

Haha, i guess he thought you were adorable :) If you smiled/laughed at it afterwoods. Then no harm done. On the other hand if not; arkward situation. I kindda need "episode #2" of this fml =/

whiskeyloverrrr 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:27

fail.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:32

8th! p.s. how do you forget to swallow water?

jeanniner 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:45

you shoulda told him you were literally hot and needed to cool off. thats why yo drooled on your shirt... duhhh.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:49

I've done this. It's not that hard to forget to swallow, honestly. Your mind isn't on your mouth. That sounded dirty. -sigh- Was this embarrassing? Yes. Can you recover? Yes. Think of it as a topic starter, and laugh it off with them if you ever get to a conversation. You're not always going to be doing something perfectly when you meet someone, don't hate on the OP.