Holidays: Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise...

By homeless4Christmas - 24/12/2009 05:54 - New Zealand

Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML

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By sucks2suck - 19/02/2009 05:28 - United States

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Ellowise_fml 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 12:07

Maybe call first next time ;)

Mutantking 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 12:08

Great job planning. Hotel Christmas!

Comments

Ellowise_fml 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 12:07

Maybe call first next time ;)

Solution9 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 15:29

Did you even bother reading the FML? He wanted it to be a SURPRISE visit. -_-

diet_otaku 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 16:05

which is why surprise visits are a bad idea. @OP - of course you have somewhere to go. HOME.

YayAmerica 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 19:25

Yes, TERRIBLE idea. Not to mention, he assumes that his parents are so pathetic that they NEED him to come visit to make their holiday complete and couldn't possibly have made plans on their own.

nam3 0

Friday 25 December 2009 22:12

wow op theres such thing as a hotel

Mutantking 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 12:08

Great job planning. Hotel Christmas!

tuboshu1986 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 12:24

It's really a big surprise.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 24 December 2009 12:24

Smooth move Jackass. Try actually planning it with your parents next time. Or at least speak with them beforehand to find out their movements.

aklrule 3

Thursday 24 December 2009 12:37

Lol, how far did you fly?

wolfpackchick10 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 12:50

Hey...so they've recently opened these things called hotels where you can sleep and get ready and whatnot. They can be pretty nice. I'd check one out if I were you.