Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
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L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

If she doesn't get your family's "interesting" humor then maybe it was a good thing to find out now.

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ohro 10

Or stick around and take your cousin on a date

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CanadiAnM8 24

Or OP could pull the parents into guilt by doing the WHY, I LOVED HER!

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mFUNdo21 17

incest incest is the best! put your family to the test! (: well why in out when you can keep it in the family op?

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izzie321 27

If I were her, I would've straight dropped on the ground laughing. And when I was done, I'd stand up and high five the parents.

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L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

If she doesn't get your family's "interesting" humor then maybe it was a good thing to find out now.

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isallwaysme 27

the first time i had my girlfriend over, my dad came racing downstairs in a speedo and started dancing..

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Damned_Architect 25

Your Dad is amazing!

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gidgiddonihah 11

71 - Sounds like something I would do to my kids someday...

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flashback.miss 28

your family's hilarious. XD If she reacts like that maybe you should talk to her, if she refuses to hear your explanations, maybe reconsider.

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muffinkitty 15

Your name is a lie.

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ptoka 20

The family that feeds together breeds together. There it's out, no more incest jokes now.

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Trisha_aus 15

A game the whole family can play!

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Nyx_fml 23

This will be such a nice story to tell your children.

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mFUNdo21 17

how I met your mother: she's my mom too

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Squirrel1256 15

Family members can be the biggest jerks sometimes, sorry OP.

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singer0421 32

They obviously don't want you dating anytime soon

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Shy_Anne 10

Tell her that your family meant no harm, if she really likes you she'll be back

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TheDrifter 23

Did they break out the banjos? No hick act is complete without a banjo solo.

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IvyOswin 17

Or rattling spoons and blowing into bottles...

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TheDrifter 23

A whole hillbilly orchestra.

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