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By BodyElectric - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was checking my kitten's neutering stitches when he farted so hard that a stray piece of cat shit shot out and hit me in the eye. FML
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kaitlyn520 13

Awh man:( Sometimes cats are so oblivious, trying to help him out and he goes about his business. I'm sorry that happened to you.:(

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shkash 5

Wow I've never in my life known any vet to suture a cats neuter. Normally surgical glue is used if anything at all since the tissue is very thin and delicate plus it does more damage. sounds like you took him to a cappy vet.

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crazyoliversmum 6

I agree with #13. It's odd that the practitioner sutured the surgical site closed - I've been taught to, and all vets I know, do open castrates for pretty much all male cats except the really big old mature boys. Maybe ask your vet why they did this? The site really should have been left open for drainage.

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Catdragon 40

I was just about to comment because I've read and seen the neuter procedure and it seems odd that there would be stitches

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BodyElectric 18

Well, that's concerning. I took him to my local SPCA's spay and neuter clinic because it was what I could afford, so maybe they're cutting corners for efficiency? I'm already keeping a close eye on him (pun very much intended) but I'll give my vet a ring and see what they have to say.

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rebelvamp420 14

*Archer* you want pink eye? because that's how you get pink eye. Lol but no seriously that sucks!

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lukegerbz 8

that's what you get for ripping my balls off-Kitten

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