He was probably pissed off that you took his nuts and wanted vengeance. I would be too(not a guy so I can't really offer too much of an opinion on the topic)

lmao poor baby prob isn't feeling good though. hope you didn't hold it against him.

This is quite possibly the most hilarious FML I've ever read. Sorry OP.

If you piss off one of my cats, she will jump on you, act like she is going to settle down, then let out the vilest fart imaginable before swaggering off. In short, that kitten knew what they were doing.

Congrats! Now you've got stinkeye!

Bruh

Vet tech here. I've seen hundreds of cat neuters, and not one of them involves suturing. You actually leave the sac open after removing the testes. The suture causes too much discomfort for the cat afterward.

Well on the bright side... If you ever have to clean a gun you probably won't look straight down the barrel without making sure there isn't a bullet in there. That cat saved your life and should be treated as a hero. The more you know -----------------*

Good luck with that pink eye.

How close was your face to his ass??