Poopoo peepee, Cats, Cute and Animals: High emissions zone

EW! But seriously, why were you checking the stitches? Were you supposed to? Did the vet tell you to? If not, that's on you, but I won't go so far as to say you deserve the cat sharting in your face.

Lizzy500 16

Saturday 30 July 2016 21:53

Ironically, that procedure doesn't usually require stitches. Still need to monitor the incision though.

will968 15

Monday 1 August 2016 6:39

That's pretty dramatic

trvppyanthvnyy 3

Wednesday 28 June 2017 20:09

LOL

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