High on life
By sistertaxi - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia
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giantsfan2010
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So deep.
Eyalsh
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adele is rolling in it.
TheEpicKitten
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And his tears nourished the ground, creating plant life
meliodafool_
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'Tis the circle of life
Naaaaaaaaasivaannia
ManicGypsy
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Hate to burst your bubble, but tears contain salt, which causes plants to not grow.
You must be fun at parties
sonasonic
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#59.... have you ever heard of mineral salts, which are present in the human tears, and which plants need to grow healthily? Do you even biology? Obviously not.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Until the birthing processes takes place
a ******* men #11...
Which is incidentally how the pregnancy happens in the first place.
ninjamadi
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"bro it's like, the most beautiful miracle life can give us. like that chic, she's growing a human man! like it's a plant"
Isn't the circle of life beautiful, bro?
He must have had some good shit
haha
It is a beautiful thing, isn't it?
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Show it anywayThat's actually pathetic
My first time I wanted to go to McDonalds with a buddy of mine but when we stepped outside the paranoia kicked in and I was like "nope order a pizza", and we had dominos. Good times, good times
how did you do that? xD
brendejafulable
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This is acutally a bit sweet.
Meaniebobeanie
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Hey, life is miraculous! Kudos to you for being a nice sister :)
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And his tears nourished the ground, creating plant life
He must have had some good shit