High on life

By sistertaxi - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML
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TheEpicKitten 20

And his tears nourished the ground, creating plant life

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TheEpicKitten 20

And his tears nourished the ground, creating plant life

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meliodafool_ 15

'Tis the circle of life

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ManicGypsy 22

Hate to burst your bubble, but tears contain salt, which causes plants to not grow.

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sonasonic 34

#59.... have you ever heard of mineral salts, which are present in the human tears, and which plants need to grow healthily? Do you even biology? Obviously not.

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Dimps94 9

Until the birthing processes takes place

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sonshadsil94 15

Which is incidentally how the pregnancy happens in the first place.

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mct_1087 27

It could have been worse, she could have given birth right in front of him. Then you would have needed to bring a gallon of water.

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chef4money 12

Please explain why he would need to bring a gallon of water if she had gone into labor.

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ninjamadi 16

"bro it's like, the most beautiful miracle life can give us. like that chic, she's growing a human man! like it's a plant"

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Classy_Sassy15 18

Isn't the circle of life beautiful, bro?

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cheeeksss 29

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theTravinator 21

My first time I wanted to go to McDonalds with a buddy of mine but when we stepped outside the paranoia kicked in and I was like "nope order a pizza", and we had dominos. Good times, good times

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brendejafulable 41

This is acutally a bit sweet.

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Meaniebobeanie 26

Hey, life is miraculous! Kudos to you for being a nice sister :)

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