Work: High security

High security

By ducky2721 - 02/01/2010 13:46 - United States

Today, while working my overnight shift, I went into the isolation room to find some items for a former client. The door fell shut and the magnetic lock went to work. Both unit telephones and my cell phone were lying on the desk, and I waited four hours for my supervisor to rescue me. FML

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By knepmj - 16/03/2016 09:44 - United States

Today, I got locked inside my apartment due to the locking mechanism being stuck, so I had to call off work. They refused to believe me, and insisted that I be in on time or else there would be disciplinary actions taken. Maintenance wasn't available till 3 hours into my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:34 - Sweden

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML

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Don't let the bedbugs bite!

By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 390

By mrsimintrouble - 29/07/2016 06:01 - United States - Redding

Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML

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Baby please come home

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML

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You deserved it 248

Long walk home

By zoe - 15/07/2022 22:00

Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML

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You deserved it 217

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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You deserved it 150

By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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You deserved it 46 596

By Scooter - 25/09/2018 05:00

Today, I replaced the battery in a closet’s electronic keypad door lock, and I accidentally locked myself inside. My family was traveling, so I had to call a neighbor. He got me out, but took pictures and posted them to social media. FML

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You deserved it 733

By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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You deserved it 45 109

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 2:44

... you do realize most women's pants don't have real pockets, or at least pockets big enough to hold anything more than loose change, right? I would give like... my favorite Lego set to a clothing designer who made women's pants with usable pockets.

Starfire22 5

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:07

Did you get paid for those four hours? *edit-* whoops I thought the op said they were working overtime...

Comments

lee96 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 3:56

ha ha ha ha ha. if I was one of your co workers I would stand outside and laugh and take the piss. you deserved it ha ha ha ha ha ha

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 4:25

Thank you for the clarification, OP, and for doing a tough job.

oswald_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 4:28

Surely you could have found some way to interrupt the electric current and unlock the door...

Tigg3r 3

Sunday 3 January 2010 4:55

wow. that must be difficult. an isolation room must be fun though! you can get some sound sleep in there!

kujo7 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 5:07

geez that would suck. dis you get payed??

kazaam 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 7:25

women always got their phones out instead of in their pockets where they belong

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 2:44

I_am_stupid_also 6

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:08

Today, I managed to trap a screw in my cell so I could escape. I distracted her and got her to leave her cell phone on the table so she couldn't call for help, but she kept her card key so I couldn't get out. I had to go back to my cell and pretend had nothing happened. FML.