Drugs and Miscellaneous: High times

High times

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

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You deserved it 1 635

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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You laugh, you lose

By YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK - 03/11/2012 00:23 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 4 153

By crazyjohnny - 01/06/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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You deserved it 7 980

By Jamestown of Vagina - 13/09/2014 14:36 - United States - Houston

Today, I had an important oral report to deliver with a partner. Not only did he come in late and high, he pronounced Virginia as "Vagina" the whole way through. FML

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I'm doing the thing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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You deserved it 287

By stutterboy - 11/06/2013 20:36 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 2 755

Unreliable narrator

By screwed - 20/03/2014 21:03 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML

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You deserved it 70 007

By Murlocmurk - 05/12/2012 17:04 - United States

Today, at school, I have to do a 45 minute presentation with a girl who has panic attacks so bad that she cries, runs out of the room, and sometimes passes out. This presentation terrifies her and it's a major part of my final grade. FML

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You deserved it 2 529

By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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You deserved it 91 879

Unfair

By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 04:01

Today, I had to do a presentation. No one else in my group showed up, so I had to do it alone. I was given a failing grade for presenting by myself, and therefore not being a "team player". FML

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puppie406 23

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:40

Well, they don't call it a joint presentation for nothing, I guess.

lightningclicks 24

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:45

I will never understand how some people could just throw their partners grade under the bus like that

Comments

Seabass_Chan 33

Sunday 24 January 2016 19:59

Maybe she misunderstood what "joint" presentation meant?

thenewgirl29 20

Sunday 24 January 2016 21:44

Gives new meaning to the term "joint presentation."

AleyahRose123 6

Sunday 24 January 2016 23:31

"joint" presentation. get it?

PePziNL 20

Monday 25 January 2016 2:08

If only your grade would be as high as she was

mariri9206 32

Monday 25 January 2016 7:44

Not necessarily. College is a very different grading system - I think your professor will be able to see that you know your stuff and she doesn't. You'll be fine. She'll fail.

tomvertigo 17

Monday 25 January 2016 9:57

If you have even a half decent professor you can explain what you believe to have happened

tomvertigo 17

Monday 25 January 2016 9:57

If you have even a half decent professor you can explain what you believe to have happened

suznmar 16

Monday 25 January 2016 12:43

Hate group work

courtney_leath 14

Monday 25 January 2016 19:15

Time to narc!

darkfireflame 15

Thursday 4 February 2016 3:23

You're gonna want to speak to the instructor. A lot of them will understand if you've done your parts and tried your best, and therefore grade you separately.