Animals: Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 11:26 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Classic canine move

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 22:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

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Unattack dog

By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By ZAnon - 06/02/2015 07:06 - United States - Houston

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

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You deserved it 3 825

Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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djdeadly 14

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:43

Are you sure it's not a cat you have? They're the ones that try to kill you

Black_Ink 20

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

"Man's best friend"

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puppie406 23

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

Your dog wants you dead. It's plotting revenge for that one time you fed it crappy dog food.

noah_1234 24

Sunday 24 January 2016 20:24

Or maybe its feeling suicidal

thefaekitten 29

Monday 25 January 2016 5:37

More like homicidal.

gobiteme2 34

Tuesday 26 January 2016 5:29

Your dog thought it made a suicidal pact with you, guess it's telepathic powers were on the low side again.

jeffprobs 29

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

Im sure he just wanted to chase the bus at all cost, even if that cost happens to be you

bananajoe666 8

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

talk about throwing a friend under the bus.....

AndrasteNyx 18

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

That's ruff, buddy.

914smv 18

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

dogs!! I have a little daredevil as well!

EmeraldArcher 10

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:39

Would it be safe to consider it a bitch? >:)

THEDUDE1553566 24

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:40

Maybe it's suicidal

pjsr 32

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

Not all dogs go to heaven

Black_Ink 20

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

"Man's best friend"

tatertotx3 16

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

Is your dog Cujo?

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Classic canine move

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WOOF!

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