Love: Highly inappropriate

Highly inappropriate

By Gamergirl137 - 16/01/2016 02:28 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML

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You deserved it 2 613

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 074

You deserved it 54 981

By good citizen - 27/11/2011 08:58 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 940

You deserved it 6 783

Time out

By nooo - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 114

You deserved it 907

Oh, hai Mark!

By Jill - 22/05/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I ran into my ex at our local supermarket. Trying to be aloof, I waved casually, but I misjudged the distance and knocked over a display of canned beans. My ex just stood there, laughing, while I scrambled to rearrange up my mess. FML

I agree, your life sucks 195

You deserved it 372

By anonymous - 14/09/2010 07:57 - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 312

You deserved it 6 917

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 428

You deserved it 45 881

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 426

You deserved it 4 474

By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 10 562

Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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You deserved it 3 467

Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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You deserved it 546

Avi8r 22

Saturday 16 January 2016 19:48

That was pretty immature of both of them

TripleATeam 13

Saturday 16 January 2016 19:49

Well, at least your boyfriend wanted your ex to know he lost something great. Too bad it didn't work out.

Comments

SK8WITME 19

Saturday 16 January 2016 20:05

And this is what I call bad luck, lol

whatunicorn 17

Saturday 16 January 2016 20:07

Yikes, Sounds like a train wreck, like you want to look away but you can't.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 16 January 2016 21:19

And then you realize your ex was on that train and laugh.

hugtrees13 16

Saturday 16 January 2016 20:18

How petty is your boyfriend lol trying to make your ex jealous is real mature... Lol get over it

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 16 January 2016 21:20

Lol

hugtrees13 16

Saturday 16 January 2016 20:19

Why would your ex be jealous? He's your ex lol

nickie_94 18

Saturday 16 January 2016 20:28

Sympathy cringe!

WOTAN1488 24

Saturday 16 January 2016 20:45

At least your new bf cares :)

SilverLust69 6

Saturday 16 January 2016 20:49

******* hilarious! XP

Seabass_Chan 33

Saturday 16 January 2016 21:33

Plot twist: What OP didn't know was that her current boyfriend and ex-boyfriend had a secret, sordid gay lover affair back in college before suffering a nasty falling out. The boyfriend then got back at his ex by dating the man's former girlfriend and flaunting the fact that he has someone new whenever possible.

leogachi 15

Sunday 17 January 2016 1:26

@25 This would make a great movie.

anonymoussqueak 16

Saturday 16 January 2016 21:35

ex boyfriend is probably glad he's an ex.

SomewhatNuts 19

Saturday 16 January 2016 22:33

Kitteh8601, you are the reason why a lot of women aren't getting the equality that we are all bitching about. You think you're justified to slap the shit out of a guy because he laughs at you. I wonder what would happen if it were rolls reversed. You'd scream abuse and pull out some bullshit line about how you're a victim, this, that, and the other thing, and expect charges to be laid. Utter bullshit.