Work: Highly relatable

Highly relatable

By T.S. - 30/09/2010 14:07 - Australia

Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was "What is your favorite activity?" The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was "Drinking." FML

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You deserved it 35 605

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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Computer says no

By Terry J - 13/11/2024 14:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML

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You deserved it 156

By notinthebutt - 14/06/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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So no one told you life was gonna be this way…

By Alexxicks - 05/03/2020 12:02

Today, I was asked a security question by my bank's app when I tried using it after a year. After two to three wrong attempts, I got it correct with the answer, "Myself." The question was, "Who was your childhood friend?" FML

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You deserved it 291

Password issues

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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Not a good look

By Sean - 07/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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You deserved it 558

By Anonymous - 07/02/2013 06:20 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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Snitch

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:16

So...? Managers can have a sense of humor too. At least the answer wasn't "secret butt sex with a hamster"

MissGrinch 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:15

I always forget my answers to secret questions. I'm that creative. -sigh-

Comments

BethiiGeex 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 20:31

your favorite activity is drinking? that's really sad. I bet you sit in your house by yourself drinking like a loner. other than that LOL

Peachy2392 26

Friday 22 November 2013 3:05

Depending on OP's age at that time, its really not that sad. Don't judge.

thatonedame 6

Thursday 30 September 2010 20:45

not even an fml. doubt he was even really paying attintion.

winslow310560 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 20:57

this really isn't an FML, it's more of an indirect FMLbecause you are that stupid and lame to be worried about your manager seeing the answer to your secret question.

dillies 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:09

drinking koolaid, no shame in that :p

biass 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:15

lol, those were the days, huh?

Panthersfan2834 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:28

win

sevans 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:29

as long as it doesn't affect your work your boss probably doesn't even care. he probably drinks too

derschadenfreude 5

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:34

boooooooooooooooring

Erindub 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 22:54

OP, how vanilla. Really you ought to be embarrassed about how boring your life is.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 23:04

YDI for being good enough at your job to get promoted, for even having a job at all (what are you doing out of the kitchen?!), for being ashamed of your partying (especially if you're an Aussie), for allowing your boss to watch you answer your secret question, for having an easy-to-guess answer to a secret question, and most of all for not being able to conceal what you type as you type it!