Once, a guy told me with a deadpan expression that I was going to get hit by lightning if I didn't go out with him, and that a storm was coming so watch out.

Growing up around church, my wife has been told by two or three guys that God told them that they were going to marry her.. You girls have my sympathy because some guys are idiots...

My sister works as a waitress while shes in college, and the idiots that go to that restaurant hit on her so often that she had to buy herself a fake engagement ring to keep them away. And I'm talking about guys that her age, guys older than her, and guys that are still in high school. Me on the other hand, the guys who hit on me are either disgusting guys who pick their nose in public, or guys who want nothing but sex.. (a rumor went around about me in school that I was a total *****, and I'd sleep with anyone, its not true)

Um, it happens to men as well. That doesn't make it any better, but don't ignore half of the cases

^^ there's always one. No one said women are perfect and charming to men, just chill out that's not what the FMLs about, ffs.

Or r u

Notice how when men complain women don’t immediately comment ‘iT hApPeNs To WoMeN ToO’ maybe take a tip from them

Hahaha

12th commandment - Rufus shall not be acknowledged in the Hollie Bibble.

Honestly depends on what occupation the old man retired from.