Highway to hell

By hnnhyoo - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxnard

Today, I got told that I was going to hell for turning down a man who was at least in his 60s. Even after I told him I was married. FML
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lex1459 38

This is disgusting but sadly a lot of women experience this type of thing all too often.

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karcummings 19

some people are just rude, don't listen to them cause its not true.

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HaveNoShame 3

"Frankly, sir, if the only alternative to Hell is a relationship with you, I don't really see it as much of a downgrade."

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chosha_fml 26

There is no hell, but if there was, he'd be the one headed there, not you, OP.

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kovalsky_fml 10

I guess if at first you don't succeed, threaten eternal damnation.

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