Miscellaneous: Hint hint

Hint hint

By Lika1712 - 26/08/2014 22:55 - India - Mumbai

Today, while at the bakery, I stood there trying to pick between black forest and dark chocolate. The salesman said kindly, "I've heard dark chocolate helps you lose weight. Yeah, you'd definitely want dark chocolate." FML

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By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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You deserved it 22 011

By Fattymuch - 14/09/2011 14:27 - India

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

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You deserved it 51 984

By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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You deserved it 7 148

The body keeps the score

By Dominik - 11/11/2022 10:00 - Netherlands

Today, I ate 30 chocolate pocket brownies, two caramel chocolates, two Budweisers. All of that while on my breaks at work. I'm a guy and I'm worried about getting diabetes while i'm actually craving more chocolate and sugar treats, my body is getting weaker, I'm getting dumber, fatter, and slower as we speak. FML

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You deserved it 1 194

By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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You deserved it 9 140

By LucidNightmare - 27/01/2013 05:38 - United States - Englewood

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 762

You deserved it 18 698

By POLYBLOT - 30/06/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I took chocolax to help lose some weight before I left for Miami. Turns out it doesn't happen right away like in the movies, it happens six hours later in front of your girlfriends parents, that you've just met for the first time at a very upperclass restaurant. FML

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You deserved it 56 106

Demanding

By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 14:30 - India

Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML

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You deserved it 130

By Anonymous - 29/07/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my co-worker offered me sweets, then chocolate and then biscuits. Repeatedly. She knows I'm trying to diet for my wedding. She does this every day. FML

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You deserved it 454

Presumption

By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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You deserved it 27 161

BananaMan844 4

Wednesday 27 August 2014 11:58

Wow. That baker sounds like a huge douche. Sorry about that, OP.

blueblu97 16

Wednesday 27 August 2014 11:58

That's so mean! I would report to their boss if I were you

Comments

Jared900DUmpling 30

Wednesday 27 August 2014 16:40

Black Forest cake is AMAZING. Get it. Btw it's also the cake mentioned in portal.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 27 August 2014 16:42

Tell him that black forest improves intellect, but no matter how much he eats, it wont help him.

meegal 12

Wednesday 27 August 2014 17:21

I mean this in the most respectful way it can be... but you know what would stop comments like that? If you actually did in fact lose some weight. If you actually are a bit overweight that is and the guy isn't just being a jerk. There really is no downside to being more healthy. Only good comes from exercise and eating right! You'll feel and look better if you and anyone else reading this comment would start taking better care of their bodies. It'll also help your love life ;)

slyde32 12

Wednesday 27 August 2014 18:26

OR....how about people just stop being judgemental and making comments like these, being a bit overweight doesn't necessarily mean you're unhealthy. Even if they are unhealthy, it's their life, and their body, they can treat it as they like

meegal 12

Wednesday 27 August 2014 20:26

I'm just trying to help people improve themselves. I'm sorry if this offended anyone, I can see by the thumbs down I got that it did. I was not trying to be insulting, I was trying to just inform people that living a healthier life will make them happier. You'll look and feel better. You wont lose 100 freaking pounds by eating right and exercising, but you will be better off. It was just a suggestion, I did not mean any judgement. I'm sorry.