Hint of Lyme

By Ticknexttodick - 03/07/2018 05:00 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, I felt frisky and went down on my boyfriend, only to come face to face with a tick that had buried itself in his inner thigh. Killed the mood a bit. FML
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Morigyn 9

OP here. Of course, I ran straight away to get the thingy to remove the tick, got it out without too much hassle. And even though the mood was decisively squashed (hehe), we did eventually get it on. But yeah, it absolutely gave me the heebie jeebies to see it right next to my face whilst in that, umm, position. All good, no Lyme, got laid!

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WHSKitty 7

“‘Cause I’d like to see you out in the moonlight I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks I'd like to walk you through a field of wild flowers And i'd like to check you for ticks”

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gar2014 23

I dont know much about ticks but wouldn't you have been face to ass instead of face to face ?

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gar2014 23

I dont know much about ticks but wouldn't you have been face to ass instead of face to face ?

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openawhole00 6

was this before or after he had a salmon bite his weiner?

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Bubbilility 27

You can tick that off the bucket list of "Shit You Never Want to Happen".

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pjsr 32

Imagine how much worse it would have been if you’d come face to face with a salmon

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