Hint of Lyme

By Ticknexttodick - 03/07/2018 05:00 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, I felt frisky and went down on my boyfriend, only to come face to face with a tick that had buried itself in his inner thigh. Killed the mood a bit. FML
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Morigyn 9

OP here. Of course, I ran straight away to get the thingy to remove the tick, got it out without too much hassle. And even though the mood was decisively squashed (hehe), we did eventually get it on. But yeah, it absolutely gave me the heebie jeebies to see it right next to my face whilst in that, umm, position. All good, no Lyme, got laid!

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azouwa 26

You removed it for him right?

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Morigyn 9

OP here. Of course, I ran straight away to get the thingy to remove the tick, got it out without too much hassle. And even though the mood was decisively squashed (hehe), we did eventually get it on. But yeah, it absolutely gave me the heebie jeebies to see it right next to my face whilst in that, umm, position. All good, no Lyme, got laid!

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dexter420 21

I dont see how one thing has to do with the other. Plus you were there to suck something out of him too.

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dexter420 21

Everyones got a fetish. Go with it.

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electrodude 15

So that’s why he couldn’t get it up haha

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Ilmoran 20

Depending on your perspective, a tick dick might be worse.

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Zekfen 17

Is he into politics? Yeah yeah, bad pun, but I love them.

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ChromoTec 24

Which is what his girlfriend was trying to do

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