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By Anonymous - 25/08/2009 11:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I spotted my neighbour's cat sitting on their front garden. I bent over and began walking towards it with my hand out saying, "Hello pussycat!" I was only a few feet away when I realised I was talking to a white bag of sand. I turned to see my family in hysterics. FML

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By Rebeccs - 14/08/2022 20:00 - Canada

Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML

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By I’ll never see them again - 13/10/2022 08:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cat tried to escape when I opened my front door. I noticed that whenever I start babbling and making random sounds, he stops dead and just stares at me in confusion, before walking back in. With my luck, however, this time my neighbor heard everything. They walked quickly away, as if they'd seen a ghost. FML

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By ckatia - 30/08/2016 09:29 - France - Paris

Today, my eyesight is getting terrible. I saw a white cat in front of my house, so I went up to it. To my delight it didn’t move, so I bent down to stroke it. Wrong call, it was a plastic bag. FML

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By My cat is special - 12/08/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML

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By Reb - 10/06/2022 10:00

Today, my cat got out. I was chasing him in the field behind my backyard, barefoot while wearing PJs, yelling my head off like a raving lunatic. The field soil was sludge, and my feet sunk right in with every step. After I got him, I heard a snap of a soda can. My neighbours were there the whole time, watching. FML

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By ADanceWithDavos - 07/07/2014 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

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By catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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By jaydiv - 22/11/2009 09:15 - Australia

Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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Feline stalker

By cat.imakittycat. - 07/04/2015 07:14 - New Zealand - New Plymouth

Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML

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DasHaas 9

Tuesday 25 August 2009 16:14

Glasses, perhaps?

aback 4

Tuesday 25 August 2009 16:44

A bag of sand makes an excellent pet.

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prshusl0l 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:43

YDI FOR HAVING POOR VISION

leushqua 2

Tuesday 25 August 2009 21:34

lay off the drugs dude

ohFawkYou 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:26

HAHAHA :D

good_life35 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:44

YDI for the sick innuendos.

milkypops 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:13

should've gone to specsavers.

MiniatureMayhem 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:35

Did it meow?

MiniatureMayhem 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:40

I've mistaken a log in my backyard for a bear, and that was worse because I started screaming for help and freaking out. Sooo... yeah.

RKftw 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:53

at least you didnt say WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT!

waterynuggets 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 0:30

This site definitely need a "Who gives a shit" option

lo_k 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 1:13

realise?.... Hmm... I'm positive it's "realize" so... YDI

DisposableHeroes 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:10

Dude..."realise" is for british english "realize" is for american

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