Hiya!

By Anonymous - 25/08/2009 11:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I spotted my neighbour's cat sitting on their front garden. I bent over and began walking towards it with my hand out saying, "Hello pussycat!" I was only a few feet away when I realised I was talking to a white bag of sand. I turned to see my family in hysterics. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I've done the same thing, only it was a bottle of clorox. To be fair to me, though, it was really dark.

The bag didn't move or turn to look at you as you moved closer. You should have realized this sooner. Well, unless someone drew a pair of eyes, whiskers, and put cat ears on the bag.

19lollipop96 0

its not really an fml but it sure is funnnnyyyyy!!!!! xD

Did the neighbo(u)r ever have a real live cat? I'm sure the vet bills for a bag of sand would be minute!

Yes, the neighbor had a cat in the past. That wasn't sand. The kitty turned into a pillar of salt.

Lmao I can relate! I mistook a huge rock in my backyard for a pig.

Dude.. get a pair of glasses.. and pussycat? come on..

HornyBastardHEHE 0

Nawww i been wondering myself why half these idiots swear this ***** funny. . .

She's from Reading. Given that the Reading festival is nearly here, I think we can forgive her mistake on the grounds that Reading 2009 will be ******* awesome.

djb23 0

eh listen pussycat, try smile a bit