Hold me close young Tony Danza

By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 05:04 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
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buckdharma 36

A proper technique might be to tie him up so he can't get away.

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tpm45 25

Might I suggest online dating?

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Dracoboxer357 35

1- Only in the most remote, saddest way possible. :( Makes me want to give Op a hug, no matter how much she may enjoy it more than me.

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negb 30

If women were as obvious when they're turned on as men are, you might regret that hug.

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thatghostdude 9

Your sick and you need a man.

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kyu_Q 19

You should try online dating. I have been there op. sitting on the crowded trains so that I can get some physical contact.

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ghil15 8

well idk what to say.... just wanna be the first lol

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DaDezza244 31

#2, how about you don't comment until you have something to say. That would be appreciated thanks.

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tpm45 25

Might I suggest online dating?

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brinnablaine 22

I agree. You may be surprised how many options you have once you start looking. Good luck, OP. :)

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summerguy97 16

Or conjugal visits with your prison pen pal.

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Shrouds 14

McStabby Murderface seems like a friendly guy.

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ElizaZee 9

Trying to think of something clever to say... It's not working.

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carleybeak 21

Then don't comment anything

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ThatFancyPenn 18

This isn't iFunny.

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shy_and_bubbly 6

Makes me think of Olivia Newton Johns lets get physical song lmfao

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pdp_fml 21

If you were attracted to him, did you ask him out yet?

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magiczebra 9

Yeah, because dating your COWORKER is always the best idea.

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Mossears133 15

It doesn't even say that she likes the coworker, just the physical contact.

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buckdharma 36

A proper technique might be to tie him up so he can't get away.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Shame OP. Make a plan to get some contact. It can't be good for a lady not to be touched.

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Random017 7

This reads like the start of a trashy romance novel.

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Beepbeep7 14

I hope you have a good vibrator.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Have this urge to repeat a bad quote; "Sex is like bridge.....if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand." ;p In this case, it's more like Solitaire though.... :p

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Duh_0811 17

Maybe she has a good vibrator and that's the problem. She has grown accustomed to being alone.

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MissMae93 23

33 - You're obviously a dude if that's the sort of mindset you have. Nothing beats the real thing.

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