Hold me close young Tony Danza

By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 05:04 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
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buckdharma 36

A proper technique might be to tie him up so he can't get away.

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tpm45 25

Might I suggest online dating?

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paramor3 23

Awww! You need a real good hug! In the mean time, I can only offer a virtually hug....*HUGS*

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Hutch1965 6

Your life may suck, but it sounds like you had a few really good minutes there.

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jrock9093 18

Don't worry op you find someone soon ;)

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dcgriffith_fml 7

Well OP maybe I can help. message me if you want

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beautifulsoul89 11

Get out and date than!!! Don't be ashamed, but enough of the "no contact".. time to get out and find someone. Get a new outfit and shoes, get all ready and strut your stuff..someone is bound to notice!!! Good luck!!!

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asherm 15

Yeah OP, I'm having that issue too. Like hugging guy friends, oh and I have no shame in telling them that it's been a while and that got me hot lol

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rwil90 8

It puts the man on the skin else it gets the hand again

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pistolpete31000 7

OP need some lovin? Hit me up ;)

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