Home renovation

By Anonymous - 22/11/2024 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning my lazy son’s bedroom when I knocked a full cup out the window, complete with a layer of mould. It landed on the dog, covering him in mouldy, milky coffee. He ran inside, shook it off everywhere, then rolled around to really make sure it was smushed deep into the carpet fibres. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21

Well, you raised him... Hint: The reason why he doesn't bother to take out dirty cups is because he knows that mummy will do it for him.

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WardenWolf 26

What if I told you, that you can do everything right as a parent and your kid still turns out a piece of shit. You can be the best parent in the world but, at the end of the day, they're their own person. What if I told you that you still need to take care of basic household things with or without their help, including retrieving dishes and ensuring it is not a sanitation hazard.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Well, you raised him... Hint: The reason why he doesn't bother to take out dirty cups is because he knows that mummy will do it for him.

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WardenWolf 26

What if I told you, that you can do everything right as a parent and your kid still turns out a piece of shit. You can be the best parent in the world but, at the end of the day, they're their own person. What if I told you that you still need to take care of basic household things with or without their help, including retrieving dishes and ensuring it is not a sanitation hazard.

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