Awkward, Therapy and Love: Hots for therapist

Hots for therapist

By ouch - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint Marys

Today, I found out that the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

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genericfmluser 17

Wednesday 1 July 2015 18:53

Get a new therapist or a new husband.

chuka81 27

Wednesday 1 July 2015 18:54

Well, if that's the reason he agreed to counselling, it's unlikely he would put in the effort required to make the marriage work. You might have to come to terms with that.

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cupcakebruh 21

Monday 6 July 2015 8:52

*extreme amounts of sarcasm* AWESOME!! :D

tiredofwaiting 25

Thursday 30 July 2015 7:59

Time to get a new hubby or therapist.

BloodyGlass 10

Saturday 29 August 2015 9:01

So you killed your ex-husband and lived happily ever after. :D

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