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Hots for therapist

By ouch - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint Marys

Today, I found out that the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

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genericfmluser 17

Wednesday 1 July 2015 18:53

Get a new therapist or a new husband.

chuka81 27

Wednesday 1 July 2015 18:54

Well, if that's the reason he agreed to counselling, it's unlikely he would put in the effort required to make the marriage work. You might have to come to terms with that.

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chosha_fml 26

Thursday 2 July 2015 5:01

Bring that up as an issue with the therapist.

britbrat237 14

Thursday 2 July 2015 8:14

Divorce that ass

raygray20 7

Thursday 2 July 2015 8:30

thats not kool, its not outrageous tho... now had you said the therapist is a man then i would feel bad for u lol

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 2 July 2015 9:12

well that just shows how much of a non effort his making to save your marriage . honestly you would be better off leaving him . he clearly only thinks of himself and his dick so you might as well find a real man that you deserve and not some tool.

Candied_person 13

Thursday 2 July 2015 13:08

**** u expect

KociaQ 30

Thursday 2 July 2015 13:45

Sorry to read that... Either it's time for divorce, or talk about this with the therapist...

vikky538 28

Thursday 2 July 2015 14:03

Show him the new attractive divorce lawyer.

ningningniumai 11

Thursday 2 July 2015 16:01

He is a genius ? Now, you decline to go there. Win for him ?

THEDUDE1553566 24

Thursday 2 July 2015 18:05

It's hard to say this and I bet it's even harder to hear/read this, but your marriage is over.

anonamous14 9

Saturday 4 July 2015 2:47

Sounds like the only therapy you need is a divorce

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