Cleaning and Miscellaneous: Housecleaning

Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 18:00

Today, I decided to clean out my closet and donate some clothes to charity. As I was carrying a heavy bag of clothes down the stairs, I tripped and fell, spilling everything everywhere. I had to start all over again. FML

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By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By KLD - 18/11/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to organise my closet by colour-coding my clothes. In the process, I accidentally knocked over a shelf, creating an avalanche of mismatched shoes. I now have a closet that looks like it barely survived an earthquake in Selfridges. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML

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By Grant Williams - 07/05/2019 17:37

Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML

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Astronomical 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:41

Whoops, I almost fell asleep reading this. Are we in a recession of interesting FMLs?

saddream 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:14

have a nice trip see you next fall :P

Comments

saddream 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:14

have a nice trip see you next fall :P

Kcek 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 0:17

Now what the HELL is an armoire?!

hellogoodbye1996 6

Saturday 15 January 2011 23:28

Its a dresser

shalvius 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:14

at least you were trying

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:27

Now you have that shoe rack handy for that shoe. :]

Bright_Lights 14

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:28

I call fake.

israelnotjacob 20

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:31

I'm going to say YDI if you seriously let your room get THAT dirty. It's not that hard to just pick up after yourself. People act like that's such a big deal, like some project that requires setting aside a whole day just for that. If you wouldn't be so lazy as to just pick up after yourself regularly, it would take about a minute or two on average, and you'd rarely have to actually set time aside to pick up random things, and it wouldn't feel so overwhelming when you do it. It'll just be an everyday activity you hardly even think about.

GhostDuck 30

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:57

5- While I agree with you completely that you should clean up after yourself regularly, sometimes you may need to set aside a whole day to clean your bedroom. I sometimes have to set aside a whole day so I can to through papers, clean a closet or dresser, etc.