Oh don't worry, threats are just how he expresses his love.

This can be a good chance to prove to the dad that what he might think about OP is wrong.

61 - I don't think that her father necessarily had any prejudices against OP. He was simply making sure that OP knew just how seriously he takes his daughter's well being and happiness.

Is it bad that I dream of one day being a father that strikes this much fear into the heart of the teenage boys my daughter brings home?

125 No. Nothing wrong with that at all. I myself look forward to crushing the fantasies of my daughters future boyfriends. If you make the first one piss his pants, the rest will think twice about using my daughter as just another person to add to their belt.

I think it's really strange these fathers do that. How about making sure your daughter picks out good guy, you know, raise her to be a smart woman?

They are just scare tactics. Although the parent would be upset if their kid got hurt, legally they couldn't do anything about it.

Um, since when have legalities prevented anyone from hurting people?

Who cares if it's illegal parents will do a lot of things for their children no matter the consequences.

Oh ok my bad... Ya they could retaliate then go to jail then completely miss out on their child's life altogether. That route just makes so much more sense and has a shit ton more logic to it.

74- People never do things that are illegal! Just the other day a guy pulled a gun on me, and this is how it went down: "but you can't shoot me, that's illegal!" "Aw shit you're right!" *puts gun away* "well can I slap you?" "No, that's assault." "Well what can I do?" "Cursing isn't illegal." "WELL **** YOU KIND SIR."

Or start wearing a cup haha.

That is... just in case you somehow do hurt her.

I don't think a cup would help if ops balls were in his hands...

All OP needs to do is say Chuck Norris is his uncle, and the dad will back off.

73 - your picture is so cute!!!

Zing!!

-Bazinga-

Ba dum Tsss!

nut crusher.

Most women have heard of black and blue balls before. It's a line from Sex and the City, the show.

Sex and the City is crap. Yes, I am a girl.

I never said I liked the show; I had two female roommates, both 5 years older than me, that constantly watched it. I don't even know what episode it was on because I was doing the dishes and only heard it. That was back in 2003. But just like people can't sense sarcasm on this site, they also love to assume. This site just got a million more times entertaining to me. Thanks!

You, my friend, just committed a hypocrisy. At no point did they say that you liked sex and the city, but made their feelings of the show known. You were not mentioned, you assumed that they were saying you had bad taste in tv, then criticized them for making assumptions they didn't make based off of assumptions you made...hypocrisy is one of the few things I cannot stand!

127 every single person is a hypocrite.

You're a hypocrite.

And that if he wants to keep his balls attached to his body he can't break up with her ever.

I think he can if goes about it appropriately (not via a text), I think he will be able to keep his balls.

Loves her maybe, but I don't think threatening her boyfriend is really very respectful of her. I know dad's are rarely ever okay with their little girls dating but I don't get why they always seem to have to be such brutes about it. It's not exactly the basis of a healthy relationship which I'm assuming he wants his daughter to have either.

139 It is called weeding out the unworthy. If daddy turns up the heat right away, his daughter will find out pretty darn fast if 'boyfriend' like her for her or if he is just trying to het into her pants. Its called being a good dad. We may not always make perfect sense to you, but we have our reasons.

Well... That doesn't give the father an excuse to be a ******* asshole.

173 Its called turning up the heat. So it kind of does.

No it doesn't

Start making a list, so you don't forget the lines that instill real fear.

Shotgun collection is for date #2. Dad has to keep up his image.