Clothes and Miscellaneous: Housekeeping!

Housekeeping!

By unit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally got around to organizing my closet. Discarded clothes fell into three distinct categories: Too Small, Yellow Pits, Stained with Food. FML

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mystic_star 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 12:10

you sound like a bit of a slob

kfrizzle2 4

Wednesday 7 July 2010 12:11

Thats gross. Clean your clothes more often. Euch!

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sochaboy 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 9:04

it's called a dirty clothes pile and a washer and dryer jeez where are we the 70s?

fierystage 8

Thursday 8 July 2010 20:16

Use Spray n' Wash Stain Stick, it works wonders for me! (Oh geez, I sound like an ad, but it's true.)

missygirl213 5

Friday 9 July 2010 1:00

yellow pits o.o omg wash your clothes!

Jojoo13_fml 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:15

It's called donating, deodorant, and stain release.

ashleeiigghh 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:26

that's digusting. damn.

bamam 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 0:12

Gross.

Dizz3499 0

Monday 4 April 2011 23:41

urp! i just gagged a little.... Idc if you're a man or not, NO ONE should have clothes that look like that.

yakingwakko 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 10:50

How is this a fml?

foreveraloneXC 10

Friday 1 June 2012 6:58

Is anyone else thinking that this has to be a guy?

unicornpower56 7

Sunday 28 October 2012 23:30

OMG. Is this seriously how people in Pennsylvania are? WTF? I live in Pennsylvania and I'm not like this!

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