Housekeeping!

By unit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally got around to organizing my closet. Discarded clothes fell into three distinct categories: Too Small, Yellow Pits, Stained with Food. FML
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kfrizzle2 4

Thats gross. Clean your clothes more often. Euch!

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ReequelNinja 0

dude im laughing so much! i cant stop!!! xD

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MoF_fml 0

wow you can tell there are alot of lazy teens in here who have never done an honest days cleaning or work for that matter. for those of you who have defended OP you have restored my faith in humanity, and the rest of you grow the hell up

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ImBetRthanU_fml 0

Do you not own a washer or dryer why are ur clothes so damn dirty.

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billieb_fml 0

so you must be a fat, sweaty pig. sorry to say but you deserve it. =P

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myfriend_youfail 3

Small clothing = fat? -.- Clothing DOES shrink up if you wash it wrong, dummy. And sweating is a natural biological function. Maybe you'd realize those things if you didn't still have Mommy wash the socks you wank into, yeah? Do your own laundry and take some health classes.

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emily420 0

#27 is way to old to be saying that gross.

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_little_red_ 0

So many rude people... In today's economy how can you so lightly suggest that it's so easy to run out and buy new clothes. Well washed but still stained and even holey clothes are something I'm stuck with until the financial times improve. What a bunch of snobs...

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Anne94_fml 0

My god, how old are you like TEN? Then again ten year old don't sweat so much that it causes their shirt pits to turn yellow. Are you even HUMAN?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Clearly, since the yellow stains, food stains and small clothes (more than likely from growing or shrinkage) are present. Humans aren't perfect, sometimes they make messes. Everyone sweats. Depending on OP's location, it could be over 100 outside, where there's unavoidable sweating! Also, depending on OP's age, they may have grown (teenager? there are plenty of them on this site..) or it could have been shrunk in the wash as others suggested. Before anyone comments, I realize my previous post contradicts this. My previous post was sarcastic for those that don't speak the language.

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