Love, Concert, Heatwave and Health: How could you?

How could you?

By passedoutpolly - 01/08/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML

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By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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By anon - 24/03/2012 03:51 - United States - Addison

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

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Rock n roll

By ~Mr.Void - 09/10/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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BUDWEISER 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:06

He obviously doesn't care bout you then. haha or he was lookin for professional help

woxy 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:12

Dont marry the guy.

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klutz159 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:08

YDI. if you can't handle the heat dont go. EDC was worse.

SookMauNoots 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 23:06

ydi for having a name like polly

24skunks 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:05

Sorry, I probably would have ditched you for the bands. :D ...How can you seriously have passed out in line due to heat? I've been to concerts where I was in the crowd moving around in the heat and I was okay and I'm fairly out of shape too. And because people keep mentioning Warped Tour...I've never had to stand in a very long line for that, oddly enough. The first year I went I was in line for maybe a half hour and the last two years I just walked right in. I got there early too; at least 20 minutes before the first band of the day went on.

dramakat11 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 5:08

You're an ass if you would honestly ditch your ailing gf for a concert. FYL OP. Dump him.

ambersaysrawr 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:29

I'd be pissed

xkaitlinwhitex 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:25

at least you didn't wake up to someone taking advantage of your unconscious body :/

mkylem 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:13

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!When I took an IQ test without cheating when I was 11, I had an IQ of 143! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That is in the genious level, close to Albert Einstien!!!!!