How do I put it?

By weswithaute - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML
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Savra_fml 17

For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.

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Comments

lisagores 0

"one day, she asked me how to spell orange.." loool, like if you know where that's from!

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telluthewayitis 0

I can see where she gets her spelling skills from. "colour" is spelled C-O-L-O-R

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ceege 3

Actually the rest of the world does spell it C.O.L.O.U.R . They actually dumbed it down in America to C.O.L.O.R so the Americans can sound it out :P

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Akumasama187 1

I hope she's pretty!..

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Keevarou you like stone sour :D!! happiness is ALWAYS a good thing doushebag :L but go be depressed if ya' like ^_^ and blonde is a gorgeous hair colour :) I think you look awesome dude :) x

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Angel_Tigeress 5

One, its D-O-U-C-H-Ebag, try again. Two, can you take your flirting elsewhere? kthxbai.

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Angel_Tigeress 5

Hey hey hey now. At least she knew it was a fruit. xD I hope for the sake of your grandchildren that intelligence ISN'T hereditary.

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ASHLEYJANE4110 3

Well you spelt color wrong it must run in the family...

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nini94707 0

I can see where she gets it from... ( it's Color not colour) ?

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theressarina 2

You raised her. Try helping with homework, and checking the report card.

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