How's life going? By Lewis - 14/12/2018 00:30 When life gives you lemon, it's often juice, directly in the eyes... I agree, your life sucks 294 You deserved it 81 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML I agree, your life sucks 59 161 You deserved it 9 444
Today, I called out "for personal reasons" from work because I had to study for a major test that's taking place tomorrow. An hour later, my manager called to fire me for "not taking work seriously." I then got an email telling me that the test was being postponed. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 491 You deserved it 4 093
Today, after spending hours of my time painting sets for the last two months - with less dedication than only the head painter herself, and to the point where my health and grades suffered - I finally got to see the play I worked so hard on. I was the only one they forgot to put in the playbill. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 153 You deserved it 1 360
Today, I came home to find that the entire ceiling in the kitchen of my apartment had caved in due to an extremely leaky water pipe. The same water pipe maintenance said they had fixed three days ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 905 You deserved it 1 511
Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML I agree, your life sucks 35 009 You deserved it 2 643
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 071 You deserved it 23 695
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 787 You deserved it 6 803
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 719 You deserved it 35 772
This is abusive to child.