How's life going? By Lewis - 14/12/2018 00:30 When life gives you lemon, it's often juice, directly in the eyes... I agree, your life sucks 296 You deserved it 81 Share Tweet Share
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 438 You deserved it 376
Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot. When it came time for me to pay, I swiped my debit card and the machine kept rejecting it. Sure that I had money in my account, I did it again, before the cute checker informed me that I was swiping my driver's license, not my debit card. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 351 You deserved it 52 303
Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML I agree, your life sucks 391 You deserved it 63
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 534 You deserved it 10 531
Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML I agree, your life sucks 25 925 You deserved it 6 383
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 675 You deserved it 831
Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 225 You deserved it 3 219
Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML I agree, your life sucks 997 You deserved it 74
This is abusive to child.