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By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 28 August 2013 15:59

This is EXACTLY why I have a separate laundry room. No one ***** where I clean my clothes. No one.

Dracoboxer357 35

Wednesday 28 August 2013 15:54

I can understand that not wanting to be something to see on your top 10 list, but if she had to go, that's still better than in her pants. ;P

Comments

West9 4

Wednesday 28 August 2013 18:34

I think once you are a certain age, you stop giving a shit.

yourmofo 6

Wednesday 28 August 2013 19:23

One outfit less to wash.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 28 August 2013 19:30

Not sure what the FML is. You happen to have a washing machine IN the bathroom. It should come as no surprise that people may want to use the toilet while you're doing laundry.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 28 August 2013 19:36

Lmfao. That's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh OP.

Twisted_Angel 17

Wednesday 28 August 2013 20:08

I'm not sure why your bathroom and laundry room aren't separate..

martin8337 35

Wednesday 28 August 2013 20:25

Cool!

jess_wileyy 12

Wednesday 28 August 2013 20:55

Why is your bathroom in the kitchen?xD

MidnightMusic53 37

Wednesday 28 August 2013 22:28

It's probably not in the kitchen. OP may have her laundry room in her bathroom, or across from it.

ksks1234 33

Wednesday 28 August 2013 21:13

At 89, you should be lucky she can still hold her bowel movements and is still mobile. At least she used the toilet. This could have been a lot worse than you being embarrassed by something everyone does.