How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
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DocBastard 38

This is EXACTLY why I have a separate laundry room. No one ***** where I clean my clothes. No one.

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Dracoboxer357 35

I can understand that not wanting to be something to see on your top 10 list, but if she had to go, that's still better than in her pants. ;P

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WompWompWomp123 7

At least she made it to the toilet and remembered to drop her pants first. Imagine she forgot to drop her pants, and you having to add those shitty pants to the laundry.

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ltaper11 20

Dropping a deuce trumps laundry every time

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ja2006 9

It IS true, when you got to go, you got to go!

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rapunzel3416 28

I'd say this isn't too bad. When my grandma lived with my family she couldn't hold her bladder at all. My poor sister always had to clean up her accidents.

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DrownedMyFish 18

Now I know not to come to FML when I'm eating breakfast......

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TheDrifter 23

That should be understood. Fml is only a mealtime hobby if you have a strong stomach.

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Lomus 24

Long and loud, huh? Like that trombone?

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notsofriendly 17

Huh. I didn't know combined bathroom / laundry rooms were a thing. Wee-n-wash?

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xSkittle 16

I'm surprised as well. Maybe it's so they can sit on the toilet while ironing?

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mangobbler 11

Farts are just like burps: better out than in... so yeah, awkward situation, what are you gonna do about it...

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