How to deal with annoying neighbors... By FML Approved - 29/09/2017 03:00 A fun solution from your friends at FML! I agree, your life sucks 396 You deserved it 134 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML I agree, your life sucks 35 830 You deserved it 45 462
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 183 You deserved it 46 377
Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 094 You deserved it 2 471
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 093 You deserved it 3 398
Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML I agree, your life sucks 38 239 You deserved it 5 778
Today, our road into town has been closed for construction for more than 2 years. Taking the shortest way around, which is twice as long, I discovered that it was now closed as well. This is not the first time they've done this. FML I agree, your life sucks 459 You deserved it 73
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 959 You deserved it 9 103
Today, I got destroyed by a midterm at 8 a.m. that I studied quite hard for. I was already seeing red and holding back tears, then the FIRST thing I was graced to see as soon as I walked out of class was my ex entertaining a girl - the first time I’d ever seen it happen. I sobbed the whole way back on my walk home. FML I agree, your life sucks 749 You deserved it 227