How very dare you?

By minnEmouse - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML
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rockefoe 6

no the HUSBAND should have butted in and said you were his wife

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Oneinsanelvr 1

I probably would have said something along the lines of, "Oh, excuse my mother-in-law, she's kinda senile. I'm _____'s wife. how are you?"

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LizzJizz 16

Geeze, what an old ****! You shoulda ripped off her wig..mhm she probably wears one... XD

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Opium_Production 5

I read that as the mom introduced the other woman as one of his friends. Haha

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blacksswan 10

You should have said "yea we are really close, as a matter of fact we been sleeping together for the past 8 years." Damn MIL are evil. & **** your life if your husband didn't speak up for you. Mine never spoke up for me & today he is known as my ex-husband. His loss.

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guckylynn 19

You're 19.... and you have an ex husband?! wtf??

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effarve 2

you all got it wrong... lois griffin style, you grab a gigantic hand full of your husband **** and balls and proclaim " THIS IS MINE, THIS IS WHERE MY BABIES COME FROM!"

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PeachyJinx 7

Ily for that comment lol I'm doing that on my wedding day :)

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kiki_05 0

I am sooo doing this next time my mother in- law steps out of bounds haha I can't wait... love it

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kangaru1 0

I'm sorry. but hey, you marry him @ the end.

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apegirl907 0

what a dumb bitch.

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Millman_fml 9

What a bitch! Tell your husband unless he's a mamas boy

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