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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
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Welshite 39

The next step is finding out how many men can fit inside. You'll be a hit at the local circus.

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mds9986 24

Stop clowning around and get serious.

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mds9986 24

Stop clowning around and get serious.

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Welshite 39

The next step is finding out how many men can fit inside. You'll be a hit at the local circus.

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Rkikkas9713 25

Why did this get downvotes? I think it's absolutely hilarious!

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1dvs_bstd 41

Close the comments. We have a winner!!

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tiptoppc 19

There’s a lot of people out there that need to stop treating their ****** like a damn clown car. It’s making the circus embarrassed at the capacity to produce chucklehead.

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f-bombz 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJA. this is the best comment I’ve ever seen on anything anywhere to what was said lmfao golden

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wickedhyype 17

Lol next time just play it off as role playing....because clowns can be sexy too, right?

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LittleRed79 39

I do NOT want to know about your childhood!

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MrSassypants 33

Can clowns be sexy? Harley Quinn? Yes. Any other clown? No.

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rachelthelime_fml 29

I'm sorry OP, but that's ******* hilarious x'D

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Cassandra2015 21

Couldn't finish ... he should have laughed it off and continued. can't leave a girl hanging !

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dylanhasemann13 6

why? would you want to finish still?

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Cassandra2015 21

the point of sex is to have orgasms . regardless of something funny or not, I would want to finish .

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dylanhasemann13 6

Then just go rub the clit when that happen I guess

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YourOpinionSucks 22

See you would want to finish, but he wouldn't be able to if you're honking on and on like the green sidekick from the 90's cartoon "Doug"

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dylanhasemann13 6

Did he honk the pussy?

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HrothgarXII 21

To be fair to your boyfriend, I think we all would have laughed too hard to continue.

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karcummings 19

that is insanely funny, sorry about him not finishing tho.

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whatarethisss 23

He's a keeper....lol, that's funny.

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