Pizza and Love: Hungry eyes - FML

Hungry eyes

By choldcreations - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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You deserved it 42 054

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Top comments

pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:11

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:09

could be herpes.

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XDNurse 0

Monday 8 March 2010 11:44

omfg noooooooooooooo way!!!!!! Née Ass Tay!!!!!

tortise34 4

Monday 8 March 2010 13:04

dude there is massive difference between sauce and a cluster of zits. how could u not know? incredibly funny though

MrFlintstone 5

Monday 8 March 2010 14:11

you licked zits that's extremly nasty

jordiecakes 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:14

ewwwww, your life totally sucks. that's discusting.. tell her get some proactive :)

tomahawkinyouall 0

Monday 8 March 2010 15:02

ydi for eating pizza fatty

El_Oh_El 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:14

LOL omg YDI but it's so funny!

XScarlet 4

Monday 8 March 2010 19:24

uggggggggggggg that just made me shudder uncontrollably.

ceedelina 2

Monday 8 March 2010 22:34

bahahaha, thats why i dont see my boyfriend on those days i break out :D

lolrofl818 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:38

ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i like threw up just from reading that ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!1

nickthenomad 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:45

Jesus you suck at life.

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