Cheating and Love: Who's at fault?

Who's at fault?

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park

Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 832

You deserved it 2 598

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Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

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You deserved it 6 775

By why - 16/03/2015 01:10 - United States - Tucson

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 054

You deserved it 3 363

Appeal to nature

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 16:00

Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML

I agree, your life sucks 999

You deserved it 264

By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 055

You deserved it 5 650

How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 558

You deserved it 17 228

By heartbroken - 10/07/2013 19:08 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 034

You deserved it 4 723

By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 483

You deserved it 6 997

By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 500

You deserved it 433

By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 365

You deserved it 6 069

By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 21:49 - Canada - Drumheller

Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 163

You deserved it 3 788

JMichael 25

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:09

It's ridiculous the rationality people come up with for cheating on people.

KK3137 31

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:10

Well, I guess he can just backwards roll right out of your life, then.

Comments

JMichael 25

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:09

It's ridiculous the rationality people come up with for cheating on people.

dylanhasemann13 6

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:29

she should **** block him now

jake_braves 25

Thursday 6 August 2015 5:30

**** sucker he is ?. Not a very good boyfriend.

FutueMeamVitam 24

Thursday 6 August 2015 8:21

Those are rationales, not rationality. Pretty much the exact opposite.

hard_candy 25

Thursday 6 August 2015 10:23

it is even more ridiculous when people buy into these lame ass excuses. I hope that his sorry ass got dumped.

mds9986 24

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:10

You really should break up with cheaters. Do yourself a favor OP.

KK3137 31

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:10

Well, I guess he can just backwards roll right out of your life, then.

LeashaJoy5595 28

Friday 7 August 2015 20:17

Or back handspring, it's faster.

emilytheperson 17

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:12

Well it's probably for the best, he seems like an ass.

roxyroller20 15

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:12

Do yourself a solid and break up with him. You deserve a rational partner

jeff_boles 12

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:14

Wow that really sucks. It's dick move on his part.

wickedhyype 17

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:14

Deprive him of sex indefinitely...in what is commonly referred to as "breaking up with someone"

ColonelCusswords 24

Thursday 6 August 2015 0:15

Then he would dump you

MRSwick2525 23

Thursday 6 August 2015 5:30

Please explain your train of thought on your comment!!

musoboy 22

Thursday 6 August 2015 6:10

@55 in other words, if he can suck his own ****, then he wouldn't need her to suck it for him, thus rendering her useless. I believe that's what #8 was getting at whilst being extremely short-sighted.