Hungry eyes

By choldcreations - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

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pineappleducki 4

could be herpes.

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TruLife16 0

haha bet that was delicious

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RRC_fml 0

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pinkpigpie11 2

I think it'd actually be a better FML for the girlfriend..... Either, way, i still dont think its that bad... unless the zits were all popped ;)

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jessiii_xo 0

EWWWWIE! proactive?

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SupaSteveXpz 0

aw gross I wonder wat she said

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Queenk123 0

oh my god that is really gross. You need to get glasses

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Renisca 7

You're pretty saucy, aren't you, OP? Sorry for the cheesy comment, but I thought it was pretty funny. Eh, I say to-may-to, you say to-mah-to! But in all seriousness, I dough know if it's as bad as people are kneading to make it. Pasty is tasty, although zitty is shitty.

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