Pizza and Love: Hungry eyes - FML

Hungry eyes

By choldcreations - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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Top comments

pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:11

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:09

could be herpes.

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w00kye 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:43

this is a kind of FML that u should keep to your self, my god... good luck i didn"t ate anything...

Mofozofo 3

Monday 8 March 2010 7:35

lmao this is funny .

PinkWashed 0

Monday 8 March 2010 7:35

ewww ew ew ew ewwwwwwwww

KMC_x3 0

Monday 8 March 2010 7:59

this is truly disgusting

Danielt104 6

Monday 8 March 2010 8:08

LMFAO! How did it taste? LOL

eok_06 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:54

shit... yah nothin more to say. everyone thinks the same thing

lexie09_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 10:04

eww so gross. but how did u not see them b4 y'all started eating??

stephhh23 0

Monday 8 March 2010 10:17

ewww that's gross dude *shivers

nadsm 0

Monday 8 March 2010 10:55

well if OP really thought it was pizza sauce, pizza sauce is red and zits are typically white on top or skin colored, so it could have been a cold sore... which usually has a little "cluster" and is also red... barf.

neonblue120 6

Monday 8 March 2010 11:01

FAKE!!!! this one is to obvious maybe if she had sauce over a cluster of zits and you couldn't see them buy no way your mistaking skin lesions for sauce

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